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I AM A MEDICAL DOCTOR
Some of my fave Graffiti from Pompeii.
"Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!"
"Restitutus says: “Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates”."
"On April 19th, I made bread.”
"Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog."
”I have buggered men.”
"Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!"
”I screwed a lot of girls here.”
"Gaius Valerius Venustus, soldier of the 1st praetorian cohort, in the century of Rufus, screwer of women.”
"The one who buggers a fire burns his penis"