woah woah woah excuse me
did you just bump into me
excuse me did you just
I AM A MEDICAL DOCTOR
Favourite X-Files scenes - Hey look! It’s that scene from the gag reel where Gillian pretends to give David a blow-job!, (1x07 “Ghost in the Machine”)
Some of my fave Graffiti from Pompeii.
“Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!”
“Restitutus says: “Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates”.”
“On April 19th, I made bread.”
“Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog.”
”I have buggered men.”
“Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!”
”I screwed a lot of girls here.”
“Gaius Valerius Venustus, soldier of the 1st praetorian cohort, in the century of Rufus, screwer of women.”
“The one who buggers a fire burns his penis”
You’re welcome.
